brownglucose:

imsoshive:

Everybody talking about them trash ass red lobster biscuits. Do better

*unfollows, blocks, and deletes you from my life*

theoriginalspike:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

suckmyvertical:

It’s never too late to drop out of school and become a stripper

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap